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  • Number of visits : 1956
  • Number of comments : 247
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About adi2 : I’m the alpha male, king of the jungle. That’s all u need to know.

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adi2's favorite FMLs

Today, there were a few loud and annoying kids running around my store. My coworker and I started talking and I jokingly stated "Yeah, kids ruin everything." But before I could get out "God knows I'm not ready to be a dad," my phone rang. It was my one night stand. I'm going to be a daddy. FML

by Anonymous / 09/24/2010 at 7:25am / United States (Ohio) / Kids

Today, I found out that the only reason my ex husband calls my son anymore, is to ask him to send him things on Facebook. FML

by mommy / 03/14/2010 at 4:14pm / United States / Kids

Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML

by wolfwolfy / 03/13/2010 at 2:18am / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, while shopping with my mother, she handed me a frozen turkey to put in the cart, but ended up swinging it into my nuts instead. I feel like a giant battered eggplant, and I think I'm now impotent. FML

by beateneggs / 03/02/2010 at 2:57pm / United States (Connecticut) / Health

Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML

by msmusiclover7 / 02/27/2010 at 10:58am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

by Dog fart / 02/13/2010 at 11:08am / United States / Animals

Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML

by SummersEve / 02/11/2010 at 7:47pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This would include: nazi symbols, white power, and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominately black neighborhood. FML

by ... / 02/10/2010 at 4:08am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

by fuckmylife / 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids

Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML

by charlieweaver21 / 01/21/2010 at 5:02pm / Love

Today, it's the first evening that my husband and I will have without the kids in 8 months. We had been looking forward to it for ages, and my husband had even bought me some lovely new lingerie for the occasion. Guess what? I just got diarrhea. FML

by eww657 / 12/16/2009 at 10:43am / United Kingdom (Bracknell Forest) / Love

Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML

by Anonymous / 09/24/2009 at 12:52am / United States (California) / Love