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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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Today, I berated my five-year-old nephew for peeing on the floor. His mom bitched me out for expecting "a little boy to have perfect aim." That's funny, it looked pretty good when he dropped his pants, looked me in the eyes, and started to piss on my rug. FML
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On 05/20/2013 at 7:57am - kids - by AuntPeePee - United States
Today, our cat died. My five-year-old tried to flush him down the toilet. FML
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On 05/13/2013 at 12:29am - animals - by JamiesMom (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was reading and started laughing at a funny part in my book. My mom then bitched me out because she thought I was laughing at her. She called me a liar after I explained myself. Her logic? "Books aren't funny". FML
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On 05/07/2013 at 12:43pm - misc - by Marmarfarfar (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I gave a big presentation to my class. It included PowerPoint slides and video clips of the country I'd been researching. Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page. He practically got a standing ovation. I got a single clap. FML
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On 05/03/2013 at 12:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I called a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrived, I realised I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turned my back. FML
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On 04/30/2013 at 12:00pm - misc - by Brady (man) - Spain (Madrid)
Today, I can no longer leave my son at daycare, because at the age of 5, he's started manipulating the girls there into fighting over him. A kid lost a baby tooth in one such brawl. FML
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On 04/20/2013 at 12:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Thailand
Today, I was at my little girl's concert. She plays the clarinet, and in the middle of her solo, her phone started ringing. She decided to stop, check her phone, and continue playing. FML
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On 04/18/2013 at 7:01pm - kids - by Aberrombie Blue - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I was hit by a car in a parking lot. The person sped off; I broke three ribs. My parents screamed at me for not getting the driver's info. FML
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On 03/29/2013 at 4:33am - misc - by TheRuleEnforcer (man) - United States
Today, my school's ski trip got canceled, because "All the snow makes the roads unsafe." We can't go skiing because it's snowing. FML
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On 01/25/2013 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML
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On 11/22/2012 at 12:35am - love - by Ice cold (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML
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On 10/31/2012 at 11:04pm - kids - by ananymous - United States (New York)
Today, I found out that my over-controlling parents would be moving in next door. I'm almost 23, and moved 5,365 KM away to get away from them. FML
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On 10/31/2012 at 9:39pm - misc - by OhLovely (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went to the DMV for my second attempt to get my license. I did everything perfectly, stayed at the speed limit, did my three-point turn flawlessly, and parked nicely. The lady failed me because I wasn't using the stick shift right. My car doesn't have a stick shift. FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 8:13pm - misc - by dmvfail - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML
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On 09/01/2011 at 6:52am - health - by Anonymous - United States
Friday 24 May 2013
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