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today I was called by a restricted number. Te man on te pone ten explained to me in detail wat I was doing at every second tat I was on te pone wit im. I'm scared to leave my ouse. FML

#18304644
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46028) - you deserved it (2837)

On 11/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by bizzyizzy0121 - United States

Today, at my job as a cocktail server in a bar, a group of good looking ladies sat in my section. As I was finishing up with the table next to them I overheard one of them saying, "I hope we don't get that guy, I want a sexy waiter tonight." FML

#18286686
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32330) - you deserved it (2663)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:58am - misc - by Tyler - United States (Iowa)

Today, I dind and dashd. Upon reaching my car, I realizd I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9101) - you deserved it (112065)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today.. . I went to the store to pick up some tampons . After waiting in line fir about 10 minutes.. . the male cashier lookd at me when I was leaving and said.. . "Have a nice.. . week!" FML

#18023767
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31646) - you deserved it (4656)

On 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm - misc - by sarah (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today , I decided to work out. Bieng too embarrassed to run in public , I instead ran in circles in mah basement. FML

#17666764
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29636) - you deserved it (14150)

On 09/05/2011 at 12:38am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today , the closest I came to doing something that could be vaguely construed as "constructive" was wanking an crying. Sometimes simultaneously. FML

#17361145
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10431) - you deserved it (24325)

On 08/03/2011 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, mah mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on looool the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange 4 mah soul. FML

#16993109
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33942) - you deserved it (3618)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I found out that mah boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on mah bed, all cuz it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me an he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up an kicks it under mah bed. real FML

#16774144
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37247) - you deserved it (11886)

On 06/21/2011 at 12:46am - love - by holdengurl18 - China

Today, my mother set off the alarm at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML

#16569461
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46494) - you deserved it (4761)

On 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mom publicly pole danced!! In a playground!! FML

#16416725
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51350) - you deserved it (4591)

On 05/30/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by Jess - United States

Today, my usband got out of te sower, came downstars naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did e know, my step moter was sitting rigt tere at te kitcen table. FML

#15934305
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44905) - you deserved it (5623)

On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)

Today , I was walking alonghen I saw this grl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself "I wish I had a boyfriend like that". I'm a guy , an straight. At least I thought I was. looool real FML

#15678976
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34526) - you deserved it (13176)

On 04/07/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today I wore mah cheerleading uniform to mah boyfriend's house. He was a nerd in high school and mentiond a fantasy about hooking up with a cheerleader. I startd acting sassy and a little mean figuring he would enjoy a more realistic experience. Apparently not because he startd to cry. FML

#15658091
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25745) - you deserved it (45867)

On 04/05/2011 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by oc_cheergirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I was waiting fir the bus while wereing my FML shrt. A passer-by stoppd , stard at me fir a moment , and said , "I agree , your life sucks." mega FML

#15528931
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28122) - you deserved it (54435) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/28/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Danou - Sent from mobile version

today I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my grlfriend hen she started pinching me fir wearing green . To my complete shock hen she pinched my nipple I got the biggest most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life and no matter wat I did it wouldn't go away . We were in public . FML

#15355329
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45211) - you deserved it (8853)

On 03/17/2011 at 6:38pm - intimacy - by Mr. Sensitive Nips - United States (Texas)



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