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Today , I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see wat it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room , build momentum , an launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. real FML
Today, mah surgeon was talking to me about mah upcoming heart bypas operation. I was extremely nervou from the start, but he somehow managed to keep looool saying thing like "death", "fatalities", "high-risk", an "never wake up" throughout. FML
Today , after applying at over 30 businesses over the past 6 months , I have had not one single call. I later fine out that I was using my old phone number on the applications , an my secondary phone was my mom's. She thought they were telemarketers. mega FML
Today, I was working behind the bar at a club . After serving drink to a guy, he askd me if I could carry them outside to the two grls waiting fir him . I scowld at him an told him I wasn't a waitress . That'shen I realisd he had one arm . real FML
Friday 27 March 2015