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Today, I was upset after a fight with my husband, so I cried alone in the bedroom. My 4-year-old son then comes in and hugs me. I thought he was trying to comfort me, but he then told me he had to go get his quarter my husband had promised to pay him if he made me shut up. FML

#17545314
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32889) - you deserved it (3938)

On 08/22/2011 at 3:38am - kids - by Danielle - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up with a foul stench forcing its way up my nostrils. It turns out our septic tank broke, and is now leaking into our backyard, and sadly, our basement. I live in the basement. FML

#17460789
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28807) - you deserved it (2563)

On 08/13/2011 at 3:04pm - misc - by thatguythere858 (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, while watching tv at my mother's house, a tornado warning came across the screen. After being in the dark nasty basement for half an hour, my mom realizes she was watching a recorded show, and that tornado warning was for 2 weeks ago. FML

#17393465
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32618) - you deserved it (4581)

On 08/07/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by cargaljen - United States (Missouri)

Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML

#17242973
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38120) - you deserved it (5398)

On 07/24/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML

#17197650
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44612) - you deserved it (3913)

On 07/21/2011 at 12:10am - love - by rbeast (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML

#17109395
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19750) - you deserved it (47152)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got home to three boys riding bikes out in front of my house, smiling at me. I instantly thought they were checking me out, so I smiled sweetly at them. Turns out they were flaunting the fact that they just stole all 3 of our bikes. FML

#16997408
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32112) - you deserved it (11378)

On 07/06/2011 at 4:33am - misc - by Emily - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

#16943359
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33656) - you deserved it (3242)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my school year book awarded "cutest couple" to my boyfriend and I. We broke up yesterday. FML

#16842946
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43864) - you deserved it (5198)

On 06/25/2011 at 12:31am - love - by yearbook369 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was so lonely that I left the TV on for company. The power went out. FML

#16703707
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34177) - you deserved it (5479)

On 06/16/2011 at 11:25pm - misc - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was arrested for carrying a dangerous weapon. I was on my way home from the shop where I'd bought a new kitchen knife. FML

#16657844
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34760) - you deserved it (3347)

On 06/14/2011 at 6:47am - misc - by lalala (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and door. That's right, my door. They think that because I was stumbling and couldn't walk straight last night, I must have been out drinking. They know I suffer from chronic vertigo, but don't believe I was having an attack. FML

#16608434
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41014) - you deserved it (2932)

On 06/11/2011 at 9:06am - health - by sickbaby (woman) - Singapore

Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML

#16516164
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18097) - you deserved it (43922)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm - misc - by - United States

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

#16449288
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69115) - you deserved it (3862)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

#16449288
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69115) - you deserved it (3862)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)



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