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  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

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acs123acs's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally received my passport. Too bad my flight to Italy left last week. FML

#19070055
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25971) - you deserved it (7303)

On 02/13/2012 at 11:22pm - misc - by ontherun2012 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I got denied a job. They told me I was unreliable because I didn't show up for my third interview. This is the same interview they called and cancelled this morning. FML

#19025988
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24835) - you deserved it (1670)

On 02/08/2012 at 11:53am - work - by abrooks88 - United States

Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML

#18980797
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39270) - you deserved it (2387)

On 02/02/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by Sam (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML

#18931669
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26998) - you deserved it (2428)

On 01/28/2012 at 4:30am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was transporting liquor between stores for work. A car pulled out and cut me off, causing me to slam on my brakes. My car stopped. The 200 dollars-worth of booze did not. FML

#18859567
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23419) - you deserved it (3028)

On 01/20/2012 at 3:23am - work - by LiquorChick (woman) - United States

Today, it was my first day being a full-time paramedic. I was shot in the arm. FML

#18850340
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38473) - you deserved it (2380)

On 01/19/2012 at 12:44am - work - by bad luck? - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings, so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake of her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML

#18795582
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14870) - you deserved it (39102)

On 01/13/2012 at 1:16pm - misc - by machismo - United States (Ohio)

Today, I received a string of blank texts from an unknown number. When I asked who it was, I got a list of every place I've been over the last three days. I'm scared to leave the house. FML

#18760852
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44038) - you deserved it (2395)

On 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by liLbob6598 - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

#18752825
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31328) - you deserved it (7065)

On 01/09/2012 at 12:01am - intimacy - by LaLa - United States (Louisiana)

Today, we found out where our daughter had been hiding her crayons. We also found out why our stereo stopped working. FML

#18619223
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22478) - you deserved it (2640)

On 12/26/2011 at 9:24pm - kids - by Peter - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML

#18384979
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9797) - you deserved it (60271)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by seanjohn268 (man) - Canada

Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML

#18360363
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24713) - you deserved it (3973)

On 11/26/2011 at 9:33pm - misc - by Matthew - United States (Texas)

Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML

#18360363
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24713) - you deserved it (3973)

On 11/26/2011 at 9:33pm - misc - by Matthew - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML

#18326234
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45037) - you deserved it (2767)

On 11/23/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by cheated - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML

#18305013
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32602) - you deserved it (3611)

On 11/21/2011 at 2:22am - love - by nightowl506 - United States (Texas)



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