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  • Number of visits : 2038
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today, it was my first day being a full-time paramedic. I was shot in the arm. FML

#18850340
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36943) - you deserved it (2284)

On 01/19/2012 at 12:44am - work - by bad luck? - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings, so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake of her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML

#18795582
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14787) - you deserved it (38816)

On 01/13/2012 at 1:16pm - misc - by machismo - United States (Ohio)

Today, I received a string of blank texts from an unknown number. When I asked who it was, I got a list of every place I've been over the last three days. I'm scared to leave the house. FML

#18760852
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41575) - you deserved it (2229)

On 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by liLbob6598 - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

#18752825
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31090) - you deserved it (7038)

On 01/09/2012 at 12:01am - intimacy - by LaLa - United States (Louisiana)

Today, we found out where our daughter had been hiding her crayons. We also found out why our stereo stopped working. FML

#18619223
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21237) - you deserved it (2539)

On 12/26/2011 at 9:24pm - kids - by Peter - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML

#18384979
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9533) - you deserved it (59156)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by seanjohn268 (man) - Canada

Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML

#18360363
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24515) - you deserved it (3952)

On 11/26/2011 at 9:33pm - misc - by Matthew - United States (Texas)

Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML

#18360363
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24515) - you deserved it (3952)

On 11/26/2011 at 9:33pm - misc - by Matthew - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML

#18326234
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43108) - you deserved it (2619)

On 11/23/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by cheated - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML

#18305013
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32384) - you deserved it (3590)

On 11/21/2011 at 2:22am - love - by nightowl506 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was cleaning mouse remains from the kitchen floor, left by my cat. I found a small round thing nearby. With no idea what it was, I picked it up and gave it a little squeeze to see if it was solid. It wasn't, and burst with great force onto my face. I'm pretty sure it was an eye. FML

#18254256
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26068) - you deserved it (15472)

On 11/15/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by yuck - United Kingdom (Bolton)

Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML

#18207765
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22049) - you deserved it (5539)

On 11/10/2011 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, my license to carry a gun expired because my manager forgot to renew it. As I'm an armored car guard, this is a problem. In order to keep getting hours, my company transferred me to the coin vault. I just finished moving 15000 lbs of boxed coins. By hand. I'm stuck doing this for a month. FML

Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

#17919622
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38805) - you deserved it (10002)

On 10/06/2011 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I applied for a job as a dishwasher. I was denied because I don't have enough experience. FML

#17903490
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28519) - you deserved it (2847)

On 10/04/2011 at 12:18pm - work - by SimpleSwimmer - United States (California)



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