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Today, there was a mandatory staff-wide "cleaning party" for a corporate inspection. I was assigned the outside bar which is infested with full-grown roaches with wings. FML

#19482004
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16824) - you deserved it (1538)

On 04/17/2012 at 12:26am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I visited my doctor upon coming home from University. I found out that I'm severely allergic to our pet bunny, which has resulted in a rash taking over my body. She suggested that we get rid of the bunny. I told my mom. She told me to come home less often. FML

#19481808
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17308) - you deserved it (1870)

On 04/16/2012 at 11:47pm - animals - by booearns (woman) - United States

Today, I started my research project on horror stories and people's fascination with them. I did some research and wound up reading H.P. Lovecraft. On the upside, I can now pee more easily. On the downside, it's likely to be in my pants. FML

#19340135
122 comments

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On 03/24/2012 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, a stuffed ferret was the latest addition to the list of weird items my colleagues have found in our rubbish tip, and that they put in my office. The list also includes explicit fetish porn playing cards, live ammo and dead pheasants, to name a few. I need a new job. FML

#19220268
111 comments

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On 03/05/2012 at 11:36am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML

#19114135
144 comments

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On 02/19/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by LadyGore - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I finally received my passport. Too bad my flight to Italy left last week. FML

#19070055
65 comments

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On 02/13/2012 at 11:22pm - misc - by ontherun2012 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I got denied a job. They told me I was unreliable because I didn't show up for my third interview. This is the same interview they called and cancelled this morning. FML

#19025988
71 comments

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On 02/08/2012 at 11:53am - work - by abrooks88 - United States

Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML

#18980797
54 comments

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On 02/02/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by Sam (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML

#18931669
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24780) - you deserved it (2258)

On 01/28/2012 at 4:30am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was transporting liquor between stores for work. A car pulled out and cut me off, causing me to slam on my brakes. My car stopped. The 200 dollars-worth of booze did not. FML

#18859567
120 comments

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On 01/20/2012 at 3:23am - work - by LiquorChick (woman) - United States

Today, it was my first day being a full-time paramedic. I was shot in the arm. FML

#18850340
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35470) - you deserved it (2186)

On 01/19/2012 at 12:44am - work - by bad luck? - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings, so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake of her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML

#18795582
95 comments

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On 01/13/2012 at 1:16pm - misc - by machismo - United States (Ohio)

Today, I received a string of blank texts from an unknown number. When I asked who it was, I got a list of every place I've been over the last three days. I'm scared to leave the house. FML

#18760852
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38843) - you deserved it (2037)

On 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by liLbob6598 - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

#18752825
130 comments

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On 01/09/2012 at 12:01am - intimacy - by LaLa - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML

#18384979
190 comments

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On 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by seanjohn268 (man) - Canada



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