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acleanlife
  • Town/Country : Tucson
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 222
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About acleanlife : boyfriend♥, cats, hp, vegetables, living drug/alcohol free life, tattoos(some of them), running, making dinner, life is beautiful, hp, regina spektor, wayne's world, people who care

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Today, after my 22 year old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML

#15339337
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39943) - you deserved it (10762)

On 03/16/2011 at 6:05pm - kids - by WTF -

Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class project. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster, as well as the former president of Canada. FML

#15334821
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14607) - you deserved it (45260)

On 03/16/2011 at 9:01am - work - by Almostfunny (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at the grocery store when an elderly woman walked up to me and said, "Why can't every guy be as handsome as you?" I would have been flattered by the comment, if I was a guy. FML

#15324992
87 comments

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On 03/15/2011 at 6:35pm - misc - by blk8764 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband bought a horse. We don't own any furniture, but we have a flippin' horse. FML

#15317842
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48012) - you deserved it (6233)

On 03/15/2011 at 2:01am - money - by neverthefirst -

Today, I spent almost two hours cleaning my fish tank, only to find out that my cat had secretly eaten all of my fish while I was cleaning the tank. FML

#15309054
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31282) - you deserved it (7325)

On 03/14/2011 at 3:52pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up screaming after a nightmare about clowns, which wouldn't be too bad if I hadn't been surrounded by coworkers. FML

#15274441
71 comments

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On 03/11/2011 at 11:05am - work - by scaredofbozo -

Today, I overheard a little girl ask her mom if the round lady in purple was pretending to be a giant eggplant. I was the lady in purple. FML

#15264550
116 comments

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On 03/10/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after setting up surveillance in my front yard to see who's dog keeps crapping on my lawn, I finally caught the culprit on film. It was my heroin addict neighbour. FML

#15260051
125 comments

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On 03/10/2011 at 6:09am - animals - by Tom -



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