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About acleanlife : boyfriend♥, cats, hp, vegetables, living drug/alcohol free life, tattoos(some of them), running, making dinner, life is beautiful, hp, regina spektor, wayne's world, people who care
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, after my 22 year old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML
Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class project. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster, as well as the former president of Canada. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014