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About acdgal : I have 3 horses and 1 very handsome Australian Cattle Dog!

I come here mostly to read about other people's misfortunes. It helps to pass the time!

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Today, the office coffee machine was relocated next to my desk. My co-worker insists on making several cups of the stuff per day, but instead of drinking it, he stands next to me, audibly swishes it through his teeth, gargles, and drools it back into the cup. I retch every single time. FML


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