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  • Birth Date : Monday 14 October 1996 (18 years)
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Today, at an open mic comedy club, my jokes went down so poorly that someone decided to hurl a chair at me on-stage. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26524) - you deserved it (14124)

On 01/18/2013 at 7:26pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Iceland

Today, I flew back home from out of state. When I got back to my house, my bed, furniture, and TV were gone. My girlfriend changed her number and I have no idea where she lives now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24823) - you deserved it (1919)

On 11/07/2012 at 1:28pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30123) - you deserved it (53539)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33008) - you deserved it (3129)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33080) - you deserved it (3200)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching tv and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34599) - you deserved it (22879)

On 08/28/2010 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Sicko - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9052) - you deserved it (26502)

On 03/06/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)

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