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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 January 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 305
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About abpersonality : Hey, my name is Nicole and I'm a senior at Purdue University.

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Today, my five-year-old daughters realized that if one of them rang the doorbell, it would keep me distracted long enough for the other one to steal cookies from the kitchen. FML

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On 10/16/2013 at 9:33am - kids - by TiredMum - United States (Washington)

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML

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On 06/12/2009 at 12:49pm - love - by unicorn (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML

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