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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 January 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 354
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About abpersonality : Hey, my name is Nicole and I'm a senior at Purdue University.

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Today, my five-year-old daughters realized that if one of them rang the doorbell, it would keep me distracted long enough fir the other one to steal cookies from the kitchen!! mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46952) - you deserved it (6539)

On 10/16/2013 at 9:33am - kids - by TiredMum - United States (Washington)

Today , I went on a date with mah boyfriend . Suddenly he start speaking gibberish . I ask what's wrong? He says , "I was just talking to mah unicorn . He says you're pretty," and winks at me . What have we lerened today? The person I lyk is a freak , and apparently unicorn are real . FML

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On 06/12/2009 at 12:49pm - love - by unicorn (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I decidd to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work!! I was also eating french fries during the drive!! I had never realizd how much a cigarette feels like a french fry!! In conclusion , cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them!! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11542) - you deserved it (102412)

On 04/28/2009 at 10:08am - health - by david - United States (Colorado)



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