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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 January 1990 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 439
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About abpersonality : Hey, my name is Nicole and I'm a senior at Purdue University.

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Fucked!<b>Hop6e</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 6:30am<b>frozenlover218</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 10:13am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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abpersonality's favorite FMLs

Today, my five-year-old daughters realized that if one of them rang the doorbell, it would keep me distracted long enough for the other one to steal cookies from the kitchen. FML

#20922561
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50388) - you deserved it (6921)

On 10/16/2013 at 9:33am - kids - by TiredMum - United States (Washington)

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML

#2829311
399 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66001) - you deserved it (12935)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:49pm - love - by unicorn (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML

#1418421
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13410) - you deserved it (108680)

On 04/28/2009 at 10:08am - health - by david - United States (Colorado)



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