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About abpersonality : Hey, my name is Nicole and I'm a senior at Purdue University.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today , I went on a date with mah boyfriend . Suddenly he start speaking gibberish . I ask what's wrong? He says , "I was just talking to mah unicorn . He says you're pretty," and winks at me . What have we lerened today? The person I lyk is a freak , and apparently unicorn are real . FML
Today , I decidd to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work!! I was also eating french fries during the drive!! I had never realizd how much a cigarette feels like a french fry!! In conclusion , cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015