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abdur
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 718
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About abdur : Hmm... Nothing much to say... I am just a guy who loves to have fun!

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Today, I was the paramedic at the scene of a car accident. One lady was hurt, and we had trouble getting any information from her as she was sobbing. I radioed in the details and said "...a lady in her mid 30's, ETA 10 minutes." She stopped crying, slapped me, and said, "I'm 28." FML

#6338943
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28838) - you deserved it (2897)

On 11/17/2009 at 6:16am - work - by Paramedic (man) - United Kingdom (Rochdale)

Today, I visited home. My drunk mother was screaming to my drunk stepdad about a fight four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "Orgasm face." And the neighbors were dancing outside coked out and naked. FML

#5344643
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61161) - you deserved it (3343)

On 09/19/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my building's elevators were temporarily out of service. I climbed up 17 flights of stairs only to realize I left my keys downstairs. After the painful climb back up, the elevator lights came on. FML

#3713187
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32549) - you deserved it (4771)

On 07/13/2009 at 9:25am - health - by Tired (woman) - Philippines (Bulacan)

Today, I was visiting my friends new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughters. I'm a 37 year old male. FML

#3188725
52 comments

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On 06/24/2009 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw a very attractive female police officer while at the DMV. Thinking myself suave, I asked her: "Is it sexual harassment if I tell you how beautiful I think you are, and ask for your phone number?" Apparently it was. FML

#786603
344 comments

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On 04/03/2009 at 6:05pm - misc - by ShamedJP (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
651 comments

I agree, your life sucks (649599) - you deserved it (11914)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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