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Today, I went to get a tattoo of mah girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. mega FML

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On 01/16/2011 at 5:48am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today my wife think I will agree to anything she says if she just pleasure me orally!! I now found out she is correct!! FML

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On 12/26/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, While Socializing After A Church Service, I Discoverd I'm Still Referrd To As "Fireshit's Brother", After An Incident A Year Ago Which Involvd My Sister Screaming "the Devil Is Coming Out Of My Anus!" From The Lavatory!! FML

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On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I met up wit an old ig scool friend wo I used to make fun of cuz e put so muc effort into is studies. Turns out e makes ma annual salary in a mont.

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On 12/24/2010 at 10:12am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I lost mah anal virginity cuz mah boyfriend "slipped". FML

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On 06/11/2010 at 12:56am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I realized the reason I was asked to babysit 3 weeks ago 4 Feb 14 was because the old married couple with kids safely assumed that I wouldn't have a Valentine !! FML

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On 02/14/2009 at 5:49pm - misc - by NoValentine (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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