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Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

#14598799
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I agree, your life sucks (17864) - you deserved it (68672)

On 01/16/2011 at 5:48am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my wife thinks I will agree to anything she says if she just pleasures me orally. I now found out, she is correct. FML

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On 12/26/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML

#14330238
110 comments

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On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I met up with an old high school friend who I used to make fun of because he put so much effort into his studies. Turns out he makes my annual salary in a month. FML

#14322197
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On 12/24/2010 at 10:12am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I lost my anal virginity because my boyfriend "slipped". FML

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On 06/11/2010 at 12:56am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized the reason I was asked to babysit 3 weeks ago for Feb 14 was because the old married couple with kids safely assumed that I wouldn't have a Valentine. FML

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On 02/14/2009 at 5:49pm - misc - by NoValentine (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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