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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 November 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 552
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35937) - you deserved it (2977)

On 08/27/2011 at 8:38pm - money - by KayDayParade - United States

Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML


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On 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50568) - you deserved it (5244)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by bob - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML


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On 08/10/2011 at 9:11am - misc - by MaydayManic - United States

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