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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 November 1988 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 620
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About abdullahfive : message me if you wanna know bout me ;)

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abdullahfive's favorite FMLs

Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML

by KayDayParade / 08/27/2011 at 8:38pm / United States / Money

Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML

by Anonymous / 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML

by bob / 08/11/2011 at 8:56am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML

by MaydayManic / 08/10/2011 at 9:11am / United States / Miscellaneous