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by awkward / 11/06/2013 at 4:16pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML
by Anonymous / 07/20/2013 at 11:45am / United States (Delaware) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/29/2013 at 10:57am / United States / Miscellaneous
by VictoriaLeavitt / 06/24/2013 at 8:35pm / United States (Nevada) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/31/2013 at 12:20am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
Today, I received my soccer team jacket that I ordered a month ago. Trying to save money, I'd selected the "no name" option to avoid an extra $20 embroidering fee. My jacket now has "NO NAME" spelled out on the side of it, and I was charged the extra $20 dollars after all. FML
by Anonymous / 12/23/2012 at 12:01am / Canada / Money
by Money-money-money / 12/13/2012 at 9:25pm / France / Money
by WritingWrongs / 11/25/2012 at 8:28am / United States / Money
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