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About abbybailey204 : Hi, I'm Patrick. Most people think I'm funny, and fun to be around. I treat others the way they treat me. Period. You don't piss me off, I don't piss you off. It's how it works. Also, feel free to message me!

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Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of my boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML


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On 12/16/2011 at 1:31am - health - by Username (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as part of my job as a performer, I had to show off my skills with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML


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On 12/13/2011 at 9:00am - work - by Anonymous - Malaysia

Today, my boyfriend insisted that the dog stay in our bedroom while we had sex. He said it would prove his dominance, and "show the dog who's boss." My boyfriend needs to prove his self-worth to an animal. FML


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On 12/10/2011 at 2:23am - intimacy - by HBC - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML


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On 12/08/2011 at 2:58pm - misc - by picklemonger - Canada

Today, my dog nearly died when my mom fed him chocolate. After finding out dogs are not supposed to eat chocolate, she promptly grounded me for not telling her. FML


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On 11/25/2011 at 5:24am - animals - by crimsoncon -

Today, I found out that what I thought could be a life-threatening issue causing me chest pains was only because I over-obsessed about it. Now not only do I have social anxiety, but I get so anxious I can create fake illnesses. FML


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On 11/22/2011 at 3:08am - health - by daybyday - Australia

Today, I'm on holiday with my boyfriend. Going through Chinese customs, an officer pulled us aside, removed a suspicious metal object from my boyfriend's luggage and called six other officers to have a look. It was a kinky pair of handcuffs. FML


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On 11/13/2011 at 7:46am - love - by notthatkinkyanyway - China (Beijing)

Today, I had to stay late at work. My husband made me take a video of myself punching out, to prove I wasn't cheating on him. FML


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On 11/10/2011 at 2:20pm - work - by ToInsecure4me - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML


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On 10/30/2011 at 1:31am - intimacy - by Korisite - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML


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On 10/26/2011 at 2:58am - intimacy - by Darcy (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, in an incredibly busy shopping center bathroom with my 5 year-old niece, I was squatting over the toilet seat to avoid germs. My niece then says at the top of her voice, "Auntie, why are you sitting like a kangaroo?" I'd say the whole room pissed their pants laughing. FML


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On 10/05/2011 at 11:29am - kids - by Pissed (woman) - Australia

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