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  • Number of visits : 1672
  • Number of comments : 113
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About abbybailey204 : Hi, I'm Patrick. Most people think I'm funny, and fun to be around. I treat others the way they treat me. Period. You don't piss me off, I don't piss you off. It's how it works. Also, feel free to message me!

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Today , I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of mah boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML

#18525206
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8264) - you deserved it (29471)

On 12/16/2011 at 1:31am - health - by Username (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday as part of mah job as a performer , I had to show off mah skill with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML

#18501912
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27307) - you deserved it (2725)

On 12/13/2011 at 9:00am - work - by Anonymous - Malaysia

Today, my boyfriend insisted that the dog stay in our bedroom while we had sex. He said it would prove his dominance, and "show the dog who's boss." My boyfriend needs to prove his self-worth to an animal. FML

#18473863
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32936) - you deserved it (4566)

On 12/10/2011 at 2:23am - intimacy - by HBC - United States (Texas)

Today , I Walkd Out Of The Store , Car Keys In Hand , Only To Discover My Car Was Missing. After A Frantic Serech , I Startd To Hyperventilate And A Nerely Had A Full-blown Panic Attack. Then I Rememberd I Walkd To The Store. I Am An Idiot. FML

#18460733
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21338) - you deserved it (29253)

On 12/08/2011 at 2:58pm - misc - by picklemonger - Canada

yesterday my dog nerely died when my mom fed him chocolate. After finding out dogs r not supposed to eat chocolate , she promptly grounded me fir not telling her. FML

#18344763
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32245) - you deserved it (2540)

On 11/25/2011 at 5:24am - animals - by crimsoncon -

Today, I found out that what I thought could be a life-threatening issue causing me chest pains was only because I over-obsessed about it. Now not only do looool I have social anxiety, but I get so anxiou I can create fake illnesses. FML

#18314342
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20773) - you deserved it (5799)

On 11/22/2011 at 3:08am - health - by daybyday - Australia

Today, I'm on oliday wit my boyfriend. Going troug Cinese customs, an officer pulld us aside, removd a suspiciou metal object from my boyfriend's luggage and calld six oter officer to ave a look. It was a kinky pair of andcuffs. FML

#18235563
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24424) - you deserved it (5738)

On 11/13/2011 at 7:46am - love - by notthatkinkyanyway - China (Beijing)

Today, I ad to stay late at work . My usband made me take a video of myself puncing out, to prove I wasn't ceating on im . FML

#18210468
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32328) - you deserved it (5985)

On 11/10/2011 at 2:20pm - work - by ToInsecure4me - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY, MY WIFE CAUGHT ME MASTURBATING TO PORN. SHE SCREAMED AT ME AND ASKED WHY I WOULD BE MASTURBATING WHEN I HAD HER TO HAVE SEX WITH. SO I ASKED IF SHE WANTED TO HAVE SEX, SHE SAID NO. MEGA FML

#18108392
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41840) - you deserved it (23387)

On 10/30/2011 at 1:31am - intimacy - by Korisite - United States

Today, ma boyfriend an I were about to ave sex . He passionately laid me down onto te bed, bot of us fully naked . Pressing down on ma soulder, e ended up dislocating it . Te pain made me pee myself . FML

#18078526
112 comments

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On 10/26/2011 at 2:58am - intimacy - by Darcy (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, in an incredibly busy shopping center bathroom with my 5 year-old niece, I was squatting over the toilet seat to avoid germs. My niece then says at the top of her voice, ( Auntie, y r you sitting like a kangaroo? ) I'd say the whole room pissed thier pants laughing. FML

#17910752
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22796) - you deserved it (7561)

On 10/05/2011 at 11:29am - kids - by Pissed (woman) - Australia



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