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abbybailey204

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abbybailey204

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1848
  • Number of comments : 113
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About abbybailey204 : Hi, I'm Patrick. Most people think I'm funny, and fun to be around. I treat others the way they treat me. Period. You don't piss me off, I don't piss you off. It's how it works. Also, feel free to message me!

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abbybailey204's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to tell my 7 year old son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML

#19126066
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33798) - you deserved it (5120)

On 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Gothicbunnyx3 - United States

Today, I dropped my bag to run after my two year old who had bolted in the parking lot. Once he was in his seat, I got in and drove away. I felt two large thumps as I drove over my own iPad, cellphone and wallet. FML

#19093347
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29117) - you deserved it (13898)

On 02/16/2012 at 1:36pm - kids - by ray - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got my hands on some meet and greet passes for a concert. My fiancé and I got our picture taken with the band. A few moments later, in my excitement, instead of texting the picture to my friend, I accidentally deleted it. FML

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

#19085877
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28520) - you deserved it (2375)

On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML

#19085871
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36164) - you deserved it (2581)

On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - misc - by sharpie2792 - United States

Today, a little girl I give horse-riding lessons to told me she had saved up $8.00 for her own pony. I laughed and thought how cute she was, then realized that was more than I have in my own savings account. FML

#19054787
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26283) - you deserved it (10978)

On 02/12/2012 at 4:43am - money - by IHateBeingAStudent (woman) -

Today, I was at a choir convention, and everyone sings the national anthem outside their rooms each night. I was not informed and took a shower. My roommates opened the door, yanked me out, and locked me out of the room to sing wearing just a towel. The guy down the hall was video taping it. FML

#19054485
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22694) - you deserved it (3800)

On 02/12/2012 at 3:07am - misc - by TowelSinger (woman) -

Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class. It was to draw a portrait of my best friend. I can't think of anyone besides my mother. FML

#19048946
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28620) - you deserved it (4192)

On 02/11/2012 at 2:20pm - misc - by soupisyummy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friend and I were playing Oregon Trail online. I googled "dysentery", and sent her an IM about the mind-blowing number of cartoons of people violently shitting everywhere. I accidentally sent it to my aunt. FML

#19048896
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7260) - you deserved it (20793)

On 02/11/2012 at 2:10pm - misc - by Gabby (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I had to call AAA for the fifth time in two months. When the driver got out, I instantly recognized him. It was the same guy who helped me out all the previous occasions. When he saw me, he snorted and doubled over laughing. FML

#19048671
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22995) - you deserved it (5794)

On 02/11/2012 at 1:35pm - misc - by big steve (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink because my bathroom is being completely revamped, and the only other toilet in the house is my parents'. They refuse to let anyone use it. FML

#19032094
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24821) - you deserved it (2445)

On 02/09/2012 at 1:42am - misc - by Falcon - United States (Arizona)

Today, after I spent nearly three hours building an igloo, my dog decided it would be a nice to enter it and take a shit. FML

#19032075
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24412) - you deserved it (3639)

On 02/09/2012 at 1:37am - animals - by A (woman) - United States

Today, my dad put in wall plug-ins that emit high frequencies that are suppose to ward off mice. I must be a mouse, because I can hear the annoying noise in every room I walk into. FML

#19031754
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23935) - you deserved it (1919)

On 02/09/2012 at 12:37am - misc - by Ihaveaheadache - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a quicky with my boyfriend, because his dad was about to pick him up. Afterwards, I texted: "Nice to meet your dad, hope we didn't look too heated." A few minutes later, he replied: "Great timing, he was holding my phone." FML

#18961404
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25989) - you deserved it (8843)

On 01/31/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by B - Netherlands

Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML

#18961286
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27474) - you deserved it (2742)

On 01/31/2012 at 3:17pm - health - by louie (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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