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Today, I made a Facebook status asking if anyone wanted to hang out. A couple hours later, I logged back in, only find the status with no likes and only one comment. The comment said "no-one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18323) - you deserved it (6423)

On 09/29/2012 at 11:28am - misc - by Robert - United States (California)

Today, I updated my facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33115) - you deserved it (8771)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by _Emilyy - United States (Illinois)



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