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  • Number of visits : 434
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About abbiek2 : So don't know what to say, I am an Irish girl,(left) FML's entertain me while I am bored, sometimes when i comment I don't say things the way I planned.....sorry if I offend anyone! message me cause i probably have nothing better to do:P now i sound sad but im just trying to fill up s bit of space! ha this is my second account! Forgot my password to my first one...awkward! FML:P

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61727) - you deserved it (5048)

On 04/16/2013 at 2:13pm - love - by fucklife - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she had drunkenly slept with another guy last night. Since she seemed genuinely upset, and had confessed right away, I decided to forgive her the slip-up. She then angrily broke up with me, because "if I really loved her, I would've been more angry." FML


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On 04/16/2013 at 9:27am - intimacy - by notacaveman (man) - Netherlands

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