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- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML Today, it was my boyfriend and my six-month anniversary. I've really fallen in love with him, and I… Today, I left my parents house to drive 90 minutes back to college. As I was getting off the exit…
- Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, I’m a student in China, and I attended a welcoming party for the new students. It consisted…