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About abbeyXD : Eh, I'd rather not tell you about me, but sure.
I like tons of stuff. I draw in my spare time. I'm gonna make a famous comic book some day.
Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, Dresden Files, and any book I can get my hands on. Though I haven't read a whole book in a while.
Bleach, Trigun, Blue Exorcist, Attack on Titan, Gurren Lagann, and Neon Genesis Evangelion.
30 Seconds to Mars, DeadMau5, Linkin Park, Imagine Dragons, Yellowcard, Neon Trees, and maybe even a lot of the hipster screamo music that's out there.
Justice League, Green Lantern, Aquaman, but lately I've been drawn to other comics. Saga is pretty good. And Fables. Great series.
Tons of stuff.
Follow me on Tumblr: abbazaur.tumblr.com
Wanna kik? Ask for it. But please, don't be creepy. I'm not into it.
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Today, I was babysitting a 4-year-old, and we decided to play a game of hide and seek. Before he started to count, he looked me straight in the eyes and said that if I hid in his spot, he'd murder me with a knife when he grows up. I have to babysit this kid for the rest of the summer. FML
Today, I was hanging out with some friends, and I had to take a dump. After I was done, I realized there was no more toilet paper, so I asked my friends to get me some. They threw in duct tape, sandpaper, and saran wrap, and told me to make a decision. FML
Today, I was denied a job because the guy interviewing me said that I was an illiterate blonde girl who used fake words like "plethora" and "viable". I told him I would leave, after he spelled the word "illiterate". He spelled it wrong and had me escorted from the premises. "Eeletterote" my ass. FML
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
Thursday 10 April 2014