I recently discovered fmylife.com and soon afterwards, became hopelessly addicted. I'm in a pretty intense program at university and should really be dedicating my time to more worthwile things such as studying and sleeping. But obviously, I can't help spending my time reading this site and consequently, I am failing school. I'm just way too distracted. Fml.
When I'm not browsing fmylife.com, I can be found listening to obscure bands, consuming copious amounts of coffee, wrestling and getting bruised, unintentially shit disturbing, and making the best kraft dinner known to man.
Today, my parents gave me a shirt from Banana Republic for my birthday. It looked like one I had bought for myself a couple of days earlier but I thanked them and went to hang it in my closet. An empty hanger hung where I placed the shirt I had purchased. They gave me my shirt for my birthday. FML
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On 02/24/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Rich (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by maxthndr (man) - United States
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