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About abatethefeeling : I recently discovered fmylife.com and soon afterwards, became hopelessly addicted. I'm in a pretty intense program at university and should really be dedicating my time to more worthwile things such as studying and sleeping. But obviously, I can't help spending my time reading this site and consequently, I am failing school. I'm just way too distracted. Fml.

When I'm not browsing fmylife.com, I can be found listening to obscure bands, consuming copious amounts of coffee, wrestling and getting bruised, unintentially shit disturbing, and making the best kraft dinner known to man.

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Today, my parents gave me a shirt from Banana Republic for my birthday. It looked like one I had bought for myself a couple of days earlier but I thanked them and went to hang it in my closet. An empty hanger hung where I placed the shirt I had purchased. They gave me my shirt for my birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (105245) - you deserved it (4771)

On 02/24/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Rich (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (72323) - you deserved it (3786)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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