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About abatethefeeling : I recently discovered fmylife.com and soon afterwards, became hopelessly addicted. I'm in a pretty intense program at university and should really be dedicating my time to more worthwile things such as studying and sleeping. But obviously, I can't help spending my time reading this site and consequently, I am failing school. I'm just way too distracted. Fml.
When I'm not browsing fmylife.com, I can be found listening to obscure bands, consuming copious amounts of coffee, wrestling and getting bruised, unintentially shit disturbing, and making the best kraft dinner known to man.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my parents gave me a shirt from Banana Republic for my birthday. It looked like one I had bought for myself a couple of days earlier but I thanked them and went to hang it in my closet. An empty hanger hung where I placed the shirt I had purchased. They gave me my shirt for my birthday. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
Friday 12 December 2014