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Today, I went out for a smoke break. A homeless person walks up to me and asks for a cig. As I pull out my pack he says "Oh... Menthols... no I don't smoke that cheap shit". I was called cheap by a hobo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54367) - you deserved it (17973)

On 04/21/2009 at 8:52am - misc - by Kaboom (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude how could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guys name. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14981) - you deserved it (62561)

On 02/02/2009 at 11:29am - intimacy - by Randy Savage (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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