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Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML


I agree, your life sucks (25542) - you deserved it (7431)

On 11/24/2009 at 12:03am - health - by cc (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, the dry cleaner next to my house went up in flames. I went outside to look at the fire, as I looked on in amazement I realized I had dropped off all of my work clothes at the cleaners two days before. I was supposed to pick them up today but was too lazy to walk the 10 feet to the store. FML


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On 08/11/2009 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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