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aashleeyy
  • Town/Country : Calgary, Alberta
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 May 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 496
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I learned that if you don't wrap your hair around a bristled curling iron the correct way, you end up getting it stuck, not to mention frying it. Three inches of my hair is now in the trash. FML

Today, I fell off my bike. I grazed my knee, shin, thigh, hip, collar bone, shoulder and face. I also strained my wrist. As I was wheeling my bike away, I stung my other leg on nettles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22064) - you deserved it (3815)

On 09/01/2010 at 10:31pm - health - by jodulieu - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend asked me how big the Sun would be compared to the Earth. I didn't have anything on me to help demonstrate, so to imitate the Earth, I made a small hole with my index finger and thumb and said "Okay, imagine a ball this small." She then looked at my crotch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21925) - you deserved it (10881)

On 08/27/2010 at 8:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite" now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML

#12768681
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38684) - you deserved it (4239)

On 08/27/2010 at 5:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, one of my cousins offered to sell me his mac for a low price. When I got it, I realized it was an old toshiba painted white with an apple sticker on it. My cousin still insists it's a mac. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15118) - you deserved it (26061)

On 08/18/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by roflcopter (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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