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  • Town/Country : Warsaw
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Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16950) - you deserved it (54856)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22259) - you deserved it (42445) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/28/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Danou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31601) - you deserved it (18213)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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