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by Hairytoes / 10/07/2011 at 6:35am / United States / Miscellaneous
by pixiebubz / 10/05/2011 at 11:59pm / Australia / Health
by applesmama / 09/17/2011 at 12:36am / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
by brsoxgirl / 07/15/2011 at 1:51am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML
by muffintop / 07/10/2011 at 10:34pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by vaalcrawford / 05/11/2011 at 12:59am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML
by littlegirl / 05/07/2011 at 12:46am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for my family. I got a huge paper cut on the webbing of my fingers, the pain of which caused me to scream out loud. My whole family heard and came rushing to my room. My grandma took one look, and scoffed, "Oh suck it the fuck up, princess." FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2010 at 2:08am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was taking medicine for my sinus problems and trying to write an essay. I got most of the way done, then unexpectedly fell asleep on my keyboard. When I woke up, my face was wet. I drowned my laptop in my drool. FML
by drooooooool / 11/09/2010 at 12:17pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by ew / 10/27/2010 at 1:24am / United States (Michigan) / Health
Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML
by Anonymous / 07/14/2010 at 2:14am / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/19/2010 at 6:05am / United Kingdom (Wakefield) / Intimacy
by ItHurtsLIkeHell / 03/01/2010 at 4:13am / Malaysia (Pulau Pinang) / Animals
Today, I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stopped by me. While the parents were fixing the strap, the baby looked at me, gasped, looked at me again, gasped, and then screamed. Ten minutes later, another baby looked at me and screamed. My face scares babies. FML
by Scaryman / 02/20/2010 at 7:03pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today my mom, bored lover of games and mysteries, bragged about outsmarting scammers by burning all…
- Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I’m a trainee who recently arrived in a prestigious company. My boss walked in on me sorting… Today, at Toronto airport, the customs officer checked my passport, then called his colleagues to…