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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 March 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 668
  • Number of comments : 30
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Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

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On 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I'm so broke that I hand-washed my socks with a bar of soap that I stole from work. FML

#20058884
172 comments

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On 09/05/2012 at 2:27pm - money - by Lauraborealous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML

#20021274
170 comments

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On 08/14/2012 at 8:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found out from her teacher that my daughter in kindergarten gets the little boys in her class to play grown-ups with her. It's basically dry humping and groaning. FML

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On 06/21/2012 at 1:40am - kids - by Bad Mommy - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to my co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age. One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML

#19557716
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On 05/01/2012 at 9:58am - work - by Nice (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

#19477663
185 comments

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On 04/16/2012 at 8:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML

#19460207
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On 04/13/2012 at 6:32am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

#19434352
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On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, as I was riding the bus, a lady told her daughter to sit next to me. She looked at me and started to scream and cry in horror. FML

#19357176
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On 03/27/2012 at 12:32pm - misc - by AmihayG - Israel

Today, I decided to take a peek in my fiancé's vow book to see how far he's got. The only thing in there was the lyrics to a song from the movie Shrek. FML

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On 02/25/2012 at 11:09pm - misc - by KMO - United States

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

#19144211
156 comments

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On 02/23/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by ZeroApostle4Ever - United States

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

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On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

#19000148
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On 02/05/2012 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

#18912466
243 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up with Skittles super glued to my forehead. FML

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On 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by awalc - United States



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