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  • Number of visits : 2097
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About aa_she_babe : heyy! I'm amanda, but my friends all think I look like a amber, so call me whatever pleases u lol.
about me...hmm...
I'm 5'3, so don't laugh
Volleyball is meh life, after all, I spend 8 hours of my day devoted to it :p
I am abssolutely am terrified of bugs, heights, and overall... NEEDLES. I think they're the worst things ever.
But, on the bright side, I do love boys, monkeys, sparkling things, and squirrels lol
If u wanna laugh, totally message me.
and even if u don't want to laugh, ur still able to message me ;)

I'm not as crazy as most people say...haha

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Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

#12305756
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38331) - you deserved it (10212)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I was spelling T-R-E-A-T to my fiancé so that the dog wouldn't understand what I was talking about. Turns out, neither could my fiancé. FML

#10853555
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27271) - you deserved it (4909)

On 05/30/2010 at 12:01am - animals - by misTreated (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML

#8642847
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36724) - you deserved it (3116)

On 02/25/2010 at 4:47pm - misc - by Ringless - United States (Virginia)

Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML

#8472938
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9714) - you deserved it (34976)

On 02/20/2010 at 8:58am - misc - by Rach (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

#8294637
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35634) - you deserved it (7276)

On 02/15/2010 at 10:21am - love - by Ashlee - United States

Today, I received multiple phone calls asking how much my Siamese cat cost. Too bad I never had a Siamese cat - let alone a Siamese cat up for sale. Turns out the guy I prank phone called the other day didn't appreciate it and put my number on Craigslist with an add for a Siamese cat. FML

#8078249
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4515) - you deserved it (51056)

On 02/10/2010 at 1:39am - animals - by AUDONEE (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

#7711889
286 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

#7682210
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37658) - you deserved it (5228)

On 01/29/2010 at 7:02pm - misc - by soonaked (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I did something clever at work and I was telling one of the other girls about it. I said "Just using my noodle" and went to tap my temple but instead I jabbed myself in the eye. FML

#7662711
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5919) - you deserved it (26060)

On 01/29/2010 at 12:10am - work - by ke (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42250) - you deserved it (11944)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, I flew a toy helicopter into my face. FML

#7436453
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8046) - you deserved it (30898)

On 01/19/2010 at 12:42pm - misc - by magicalDEATH (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

#7420693
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49993) - you deserved it (7895)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I received the sweetest love letter from my boyfriend after having a bad day. After gushing about it and reading it to my friends, they said it reminded them of a letter that they'd seen online. He got it from a fill-in-the-blank love letter generator. FML

#6474495
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29755) - you deserved it (4830)

On 11/27/2009 at 3:09am - love - by Duped (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

#6439149
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70109) - you deserved it (12061)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML

#6302850
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6944) - you deserved it (67001)

On 11/14/2009 at 4:37pm - animals - by TheMichaelNixon - United States (Tennessee)



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