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About aa_she_babe : heyy! I'm amanda, but my friends all think I look like a amber, so call me whatever pleases u lol.
I'm 5'3, so don't laugh
Volleyball is meh life, after all, I spend 8 hours of my day devoted to it :p
I am abssolutely am terrified of bugs, heights, and overall... NEEDLES. I think they're the worst things ever.
But, on the bright side, I do love boys, monkeys, sparkling things, and squirrels lol
If u wanna laugh, totally message me.
and even if u don't want to laugh, ur still able to message me ;)
I'm not as crazy as most people say...haha
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML
Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML
Today, I received multiple phone calls asking how much my Siamese cat cost. Too bad I never had a Siamese cat - let alone a Siamese cat up for sale. Turns out the guy I prank phone called the other day didn't appreciate it and put my number on Craigslist with an add for a Siamese cat. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML
Today, I received the sweetest love letter from my boyfriend after having a bad day. After gushing about it and reading it to my friends, they said it reminded them of a letter that they'd seen online. He got it from a fill-in-the-blank love letter generator. FML
Friday 27 March 2015