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About a_peyton : I just like to read other people's suffering. Call me harsh, but it's true. Muhahahahaaa...
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my 2 year old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 2:45am - kids - by janesays (woman) - United States
Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
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On 02/10/2010 at 2:20pm - misc - by asdfghjkl (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my dad tried to convince my mother to stay with him. "Think of all the great times we've had," he said and started naming off quite a few. Too bad none of them were about the three kids they had together, all were vacations. FML
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On 02/10/2010 at 9:32am - kids - by Mers (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I received multiple phone calls asking how much my Siamese cat cost. Too bad I never had a Siamese cat - let alone a Siamese cat up for sale. Turns out the guy I prank phone called the other day didn't appreciate it and put my number on Craigslist with an add for a Siamese cat. FML
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On 02/10/2010 at 1:39am - animals - by AUDONEE (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by kingmetal42 - Sent from mobile version
Today, my son learned about various animals in school, and how they urinate to mark their territory. Apparently, the entire second floor of my house is now my son's territory. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 7:35pm - kids - by grrrr - United States
Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 3:15am - kids - by Misty3242 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfiend of nine months. She's making a lot of noise so I tell her to keep it down and remind her my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later I get a text from my sister saying my parents want to make sure I'm wearing a condom. FML
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On 01/08/2010 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by awskme - Sent from mobile version
Today, I went to buy lunch at a grocery store. The total was 3 pounds, and my card got rejected for insufficient funds. I fished about for change, and found I only had 2 pounds. A homeless man behind me in the queue then offered to give me the remaining pound. A homeless man paid my lunch. FML
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On 07/29/2009 at 10:24am - money - by faentalivetmitt (woman) - Norway (Oslo)
Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML
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On 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was sitting shotgun in the car. A huge bug came inside, and everyone began to freak out so naturally I began to swat at it. I got the fly, but I also cracked the windshield. I paid $229 to kill a bug. FML
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On 04/09/2009 at 2:40am - animals - by ferrarismyname (man) - United States (California)
Today, I looked at the facebook of the girl I really liked, and I saw she wrote on her friend's wall "Last night was the biggest mistake of my life." We hooked up last night. FML
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On 02/08/2009 at 7:37pm - misc - by YeahWhatOkay (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
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