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About a5k : To much in Life! Takes Away from Me!!!
I am known as daughter, sister, wife , mother and friend that's all
There is no me!!! With as Many kids as I have I don't get time for me!
I'm always known as
Her daughter
Her sister
His wife
There mother
And there friend!!! Blah!

I'm tired of that!!! I want to just be me!!

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Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-feed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML

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