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Taday I Was Taking A Shower And I Saw A New Body Wash That Said ( Radiance Ribbons. ) That Sounded A Little Effeminate, But It Smelled Manly Enough And The Only Alternative Was Normal Soap, So I Used It. Just Now, I Stepped Out Into The Sun And Found Out Wat ( Radiance Ribbons ) Means. I Sparkle. FML

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On 07/10/2009 at 1:03pm - misc - by takinabreak (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Was Taaching Swimming. A Small Boy Said His Stomach Hurt, So I Placd Him On Back And Carrid Him To Tha Main Building Whara Ha Could Lay Down. Ha Than Jumpd Off Back And Ran Back Towards Tha Baach Bacausa 'ha Falt Battar'. I Had Axplosiva Diarrhaa All Ovar Back. Big Fat FML

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On 06/30/2009 at 7:26pm - kids - by unluckycounsellor (woman) - Bermuda (Hamilton)

Today, I was riding te subway to work. Barely anyone was on cuz of ow early it was. Me and tis one guy in a trenc coat were in te same cart. looool His stop came. He walked by me, flased me, rubbed is penis on ma arm, and ten ran away really fast. mega FML

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On 06/27/2009 at 4:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan

today my car was impoundd cuz I never registerd it in California after moving here . In order to get it back, I ned to register it . In order to register it, I ned to pass a CA smog check . In order to pass the smog check, I ned my car . FML

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On 06/23/2009 at 7:05pm - misc - by nicklesg (woman) - United States (California)

today I was casiering at Target wen an old woman came into my ceckout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms , a bottle of KY sensual lube , and two colorful tongs. As I'm scanning tese , se leans in and wispers , "I love toys." FML

#3129056
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On 06/22/2009 at 8:21pm - work - by the_captain (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today... I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands... and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently... he didn't know the word 4 this is ambidextrous... cuz his teacher told me... ( Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual! ) FML

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On 06/22/2009 at 2:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY, I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH MY BEST FRIEND WHO LIVES OUT OF TOWN . HE WAS STRANGELY QUIET . LATER THAT DAY I ASKD HIM WHY HE DIDN'T TALK MUCH . HE ADMITTD HE WAS JACKING OFF TO THE SOUND OF MY VOICE . FML

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On 06/17/2009 at 7:27pm - intimacy - by automaticfail_00 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at mah job at an old folks home, an I was cleaning off a tablehen one old lady looks up at me an says "I've been a dirty dirty girl" in a seductive tone, I thought she meant about the table so I said "yes u have" then she winked at me, I walked away fast. mega FML

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On 06/12/2009 at 3:53am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was at mah job at an old folks home, an I was cleaning off a tablehen one old lady looks up at me an says "I've been a dirty dirty girl" in a seductive tone, I thought she meant about the table so I said "yes u have" then she winked at me, I walked away fast. mega FML

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On 06/12/2009 at 3:53am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

2day I hered my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door... "Are u jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up u fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

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On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

I discovered an enormous hairy spider sitting in the bathtub !! I also discovered that I scream like a girl and pee a little bit when I am truly terrified !! FML

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On 06/06/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by imfromtexas02 (man) - United States (New York)

Today,hile working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML

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On 06/04/2009 at 8:07am - work - by Mew (man) - United States (California)

Taday I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler . I wantd to point out he was a very good speaker, and looool could incite a crowd . Instead,hat cummd out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML

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On 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Cail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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