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Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied "An eyebrow wax?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5955) - you deserved it (24078)

On 11/02/2009 at 12:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I hooked up with a girl from the bar. We went back to my place and started making out, I took off her shirt and bra and started kissing her breasts. I felt her chest hair tickle my tongue. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51298) - you deserved it (19075)

On 06/03/2009 at 2:06am - intimacy - by galen (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML

#2200863 (544)

I agree, your life sucks (142200) - you deserved it (12685)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by honeymoondisaster (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14686) - you deserved it (46102)

On 05/06/2009 at 8:20pm - misc - by schmoodles - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (363104) - you deserved it (401454)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)