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Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML

#20199403
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I agree, your life sucks (25273) - you deserved it (7255)

On 12/10/2012 at 6:32pm - money - by ihncredible - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up to find my best friend lying down and unresponsive. Frightened, I tapped on the glass. He got scared and started swimming again. My best friend is a fish. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29295) - you deserved it (6676)

On 12/10/2012 at 5:40pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastmanlands Lan)



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