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Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

#580113
484 comments

I agree, your life sucks (583263) - you deserved it (35940)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was getting restless in my psychology class. I stretched out both of my arms and hands into the aisles on either side of me, only to find myself with my teacher's package in my palm. FML

#221639
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43084) - you deserved it (9397)

On 03/05/2009 at 9:29pm - misc - by dizzlewizzle - United States (New York)

Today, I came back from college and visited my parents house. There was a new family portrait hung over the mantel of my parents and 2 sisters. My mom had always wanted one but always postponed it. It was dated the day after I left for college. FML

#134893
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51091) - you deserved it (1963)

On 02/25/2009 at 5:06pm - misc - by xoothc08 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

#126669
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (120353) - you deserved it (21822)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while I was making out with my boyfriend, he left my dorm suddenly without telling me where he was going. A few hours later, he texted me to tell me that being with me made him feel dirty and he had gone to confession. He then called me a sinner. FML

#99945
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75509) - you deserved it (7031)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by not getting any anymore (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

#32415
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77581) - you deserved it (10058)

On 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by janedoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was talking to my friend about my life and she stopped me mid-sentence and told me that my life makes her sad. FML

#4714
10 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22742) - you deserved it (2522)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:37pm - misc - by why... - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

#4050
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29399) - you deserved it (4199)

On 01/31/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by JulleandCici - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36654) - you deserved it (8942)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML

#2379
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19004) - you deserved it (1764)

On 01/23/2009 at 7:22pm - misc - by raybandy - United States (Texas)

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

#1028
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5292) - you deserved it (42593)

On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

#303
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35989) - you deserved it (19328)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version



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