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Today, while shopping in the Fml store I bought the ( Retro Sport Tee, ) I didn't notice you r supposed to putted your own ( FML ) on the shrt . Mine says ( Today, Your Text Here . FML . ) FML

#2459150
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23073) - you deserved it (76023)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up with a hangover after an intense night out. I decided to look at my camera to figure out what happened the night before. All my pictures were deleted except one video of me dancing to Lollipop by Lil Wayne, and giving a lapdance and head to my giant plush rat. mega FML

#2454603
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9473) - you deserved it (51990)

On 05/31/2009 at 1:48am - misc - by crunkdrunk (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done wit is name on. He paid fir it. After it was done e told me it was over between us and e tougt it'd be a nice reminder of im fir me. FML

#2275729
738 comments

I agree, your life sucks (281889) - you deserved it (149041)

On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today , my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night an began to scream "Don't take looool me , take my children!" FML

#2116644
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65242) - you deserved it (3645)

On 05/20/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by lm (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 4 him to poop and run away. FML

#2097800
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41637) - you deserved it (9365)

On 05/19/2009 at 10:17pm - animals - by Debra2005 - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized what mah mom has been calling me for 20 years. She always calls me her "little fehler." With her bieng from Germany, I always thought it was a cute little nickname. Apparently, she's been calling me her "little mistake." fat FML

#1837844
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (93468) - you deserved it (5111)

On 05/11/2009 at 5:09am - misc - by mistake (man) - United States (Nevada)

TODAY..!! MAH PARENTS HOSTD A PARTY AT OUR HOUSE!! AFTER SEIENG ONE OF THE EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL GUESTS..!! I WENT TO MASTER BAIT IN MAH ROOM!! WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO FINISH..!! MAH BEDROOM DOOR OPEND SUDDENLY!! IT WAS MAH MOM SHOWING AROUND 10 PARTY GUESTS THAT OUR DOG CAN OPEN DOORS!! MEGA FML

#1791192
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23532) - you deserved it (79529)

On 05/09/2009 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by Jeremy (man) - United States (California)

Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her Grandmother's house. It looool was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. fat FML

#1619469
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57967) - you deserved it (27501)

On 05/04/2009 at 5:09am - kids - by Amey (woman) - United States (Maryland)

2day I found out that the girl I've been dating online fir over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

#1617373
518 comments

I agree, your life sucks (103580) - you deserved it (275797)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

Taday I finally axchangad picturas with tha woman I'va baan saaing onlina 4 soma tima now. Sha rapliad... saying "Thats not funny. Soma paopla actually look lyk that." I sant my raal pictura... and thought I actually lookad pratty good in it. FML

#1193319
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70251) - you deserved it (6621)

On 04/21/2009 at 2:21pm - love - by Anon (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was petting mah cat when mah new mood ring turnd bright purple. I checkd the piece of paper that came with the ring and saw that purple meant I was feeling "hot, sexy, and passionate." According to mah ring, I'm hot 4 mah cat. FML

#1070820
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43162) - you deserved it (15743)

On 04/17/2009 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by shutupandsmile18 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
934 comments

I agree, your life sucks (365917) - you deserved it (41138)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was walking out of a Starbucks an saw someone walking out behind me, thinking it would be the nice thing to do I held the door open. I was holding the door fir about 30 seconds before realizing I was holding the door fir my own shadow.

#828379
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17834) - you deserved it (59957)

On 04/06/2009 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor askd me ( have you been having any intimate relations? ) and the frst thing that I blurtd out was, ( you mean with other people? ) FML

#722108
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20874) - you deserved it (67446)

On 03/31/2009 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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