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About _miss_anonymous_ : I have never used the phrase "G'Day mate. Having a shrimp on the barbie, are we?" in my ENTIRE life.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today , I overhered mah daughter compliment mah mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you , Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt mah feelings , she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML
Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade fir a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but u should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typd in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML
Today, mah friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on mah shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on mah shoulder, and I drove mah elbow intohat I thought was mah friends stomach. It was mah Principal. FML
Today... I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with mah boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself... I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. mega FML
Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
Friday 27 March 2015