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_miss_anonymous_
  • Town/Country : Perth, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 July 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 849
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About _miss_anonymous_ : I have never used the phrase "G'Day mate. Having a shrimp on the barbie, are we?" in my ENTIRE life.

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Today, I overheard my daughter compliment my mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you, Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt my feelings, she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML

#179475
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43955) - you deserved it (7464)

On 03/02/2009 at 12:52am - kids - by alejita (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML

#97434
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11671) - you deserved it (48478)

On 02/21/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friends stomach. It was my Principal. FML

#24455
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18240) - you deserved it (13327)

On 02/11/2009 at 6:38am - misc - by da man (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I got a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was "so do you want to keep the mullet?". What mullet?! FML

#3797
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12803) - you deserved it (3156)

On 01/30/2009 at 2:06pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML

#3486
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14768) - you deserved it (4476)

On 01/29/2009 at 7:13pm - love - by amg85904 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I told my 10 year old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML

#1565
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15065) - you deserved it (2153)

On 01/18/2009 at 9:30am - kids - by NVP - United States (Ohio)

Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

#105
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On 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)



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