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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 July 1995 (19 years)
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About _miss_anonymous_ : I have never used the phrase "G'Day mate. Having a shrimp on the barbie, are we?" in my ENTIRE life.

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Today , I overhered mah daughter compliment mah mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you , Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt mah feelings , she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML


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On 03/02/2009 at 12:52am - kids - by alejita (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade fir a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but u should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typd in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML


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On 02/21/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, mah friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on mah shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on mah shoulder, and I drove mah elbow intohat I thought was mah friends stomach. It was mah Principal. FML


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On 02/11/2009 at 6:38am - misc - by da man (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I got a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was ( so do you want to keep the mullet? ). What mullet?! FML


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On 01/30/2009 at 2:06pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today... I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with mah boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself... I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. mega FML


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On 01/29/2009 at 7:13pm - love - by amg85904 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I Told My 10 Year Old Brother I Was Turning 23. He Said, "You Ned To Get A Boyfriend." Mega FML


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On 01/18/2009 at 9:30am - kids - by NVP - United States (Ohio)

Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML


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On 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

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