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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 February 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 318
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About _kingus_ : hi, i'm king

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_kingus_'s favorite FMLs

Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML

#15045692
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9639) - you deserved it (74336)

On 02/19/2011 at 9:03pm - misc - by breakinphones - United States (Arizona)

Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me, telling me she's pregnant. FML

#15038922
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11410) - you deserved it (42587)

On 02/19/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML

#15038049
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33367) - you deserved it (6706)

On 02/19/2011 at 8:12am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML

#14952962
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32680) - you deserved it (3184)

On 02/12/2011 at 9:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I took sexy pictures for my boyfriend. I am at my Aunt's house. I uploaded the pictures and after successfully posting them in a message I deleted them. I accidentally deleted the whole photo library. Now she is taking the computer to Apple tomorrow to recover the "lost" photos. FML

#14952772
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9400) - you deserved it (51305)

On 02/12/2011 at 8:36pm - misc - by Hailey - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

#14948891
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13811) - you deserved it (60323)

On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the white marks on my pillow aren't from me drooling in my sleep like I originally thought. My roommate used my pillow to help support her lower back during intercourse with her hookup from last night. FML

#14948689
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35181) - you deserved it (3022)

On 02/12/2011 at 11:29am - intimacy - by KaraAnn17 - United States (Ohio)

Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML

#14945548
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22591) - you deserved it (16013)

On 02/12/2011 at 3:05am - misc - by savanna(: - United States (Utah)



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