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_kingus_'s favorite FMLs
by breakinphones / 02/19/2011 at 9:03pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/19/2011 at 9:51am / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 02/19/2011 at 8:12am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML
by Username / 02/12/2011 at 9:17pm / United States (Kentucky) / Animals
Today, I took sexy pictures for my boyfriend. I am at my Aunt's house. I uploaded the pictures and after successfully posting them in a message I deleted them. I accidentally deleted the whole photo library. Now she is taking the computer to Apple tomorrow to recover the "lost" photos. FML
by Hailey / 02/12/2011 at 8:36pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/12/2011 at 11:52am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I found out that the white marks on my pillow aren't from me drooling in my sleep like I originally thought. My roommate used my pillow to help support her lower back during intercourse with her hookup from last night. FML
by KaraAnn17 / 02/12/2011 at 11:29am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
by savanna(: / 02/12/2011 at 3:05am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
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