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  • Town/Country : Edmonton, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 August 1990 (23 years)
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Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70647) - you deserved it (38773)

On 04/04/2009 at 4:04am - intimacy - by showerstupid (woman) - United States (California)



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