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Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML

#2464746
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49603) - you deserved it (9708)

On 05/31/2009 at 1:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - Poland (Katowice)

Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML

#2449996
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On 05/30/2009 at 11:34pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML

#2282395
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21309) - you deserved it (46900)

On 05/25/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by drurbanXVII (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML

#2209832
400 comments

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On 05/23/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by Tootsy_Roll_Pop (man) - United States

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
912 comments

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On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
65 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
114 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was so bored that I filmed my goldfish while it was eating. FML

#923
38 comments

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On 01/10/2009 at 3:21am - animals - by Crystal - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

#518
115 comments

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On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

#258
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On 11/09/2008 at 4:18am - health - by Noname - Sent from mobile version



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