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Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20622) - you deserved it (8694)

On 11/07/2009 at 3:47am - intimacy - by forewhatnow (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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