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Today, I went to the bookstore and saw a stunning grl reading . I walked over and picked up a book, thinking our two books were the same category, hence a good conversation starter . She looked at me, and I pointed at my book and smiled . After that, she left . It was a sex position book . FML
Today, while vacuuming my new apartment, I farted a few times. After my last fart, I turned to find my super-hot neighbor standing at the door. Panicking, I asked in a "I-didn't-just-fart-my-ass" tone, "Oh looool hi! Been standing there for long?" She replied, "Since yur initial rip." FML
Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of themho was quite attractive . He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face . He apologized, and I then 4 some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML
yesterday my mother made me see the doctor to see if I had rritable bowel syndrome... on the account of how often I go to the restroom. I then had to admit I only go in there to get away from my family. My doctor thought it was hilarious. My mom didn't. mega FML
Today, I woke up to the sight of a zucchini and a condom on mah bedside table, along with a note saying "I know it's tough being single." Apparently mah mom has boundary issues, mah dad will laugh at anything, and the fact I just got dumped means nothing . FML
Today, I posted on Facebook saying I'm in a new relationsip. One of my buddies said, "You're ceating on Jill?" My girlfriend saw tis and went completely nuts, not giving me a cance to explain tat "Jill" is just a eupemism 4 yur and. FML
Friday 27 March 2015