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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 February 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2064
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About __leela : Currently at uni.
Exams soon. But fmylife.com is more fun than studying, I think.

Who doesn't get some sort of intense pleasure and reassurance when they see others bombing out at Life more than they are themselves?

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Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML

#3998492
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70593) - you deserved it (7030)

On 07/24/2009 at 3:04am - kids - by tony (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend of eight years explained to me that the Egyptian pyramids were built by aliens from Mars. I have a B.S. in Biology and an M.S. in Anthropology, and I am working on my Ph.D. She thinks I'm an irrational idiot for telling her she is wrong. FML

#3970394
348 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44850) - you deserved it (9414)

On 07/23/2009 at 2:13am - work - by published_anthropologist (man) - United States

Today, for our one year anniversary, my boyfriend decided to make me a patchwork blanket. The thing is, the patches were stains from bedsheets from where the 'wet spot' was. He thought it was romantic. FML

#3960027
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49562) - you deserved it (5427)

On 07/22/2009 at 7:35pm - love - by OneYearMistake. (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, at the dentist, the new, rather airy assistant went to prep me for an extraction. She began pulling on something in my mouth, and a moment later, I felt intense pain and then the wetness of blood. She was trying to pull out "that weird wire thing". In other words, my permanent retainer. FML

#3958624
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63478) - you deserved it (2438)

On 07/22/2009 at 6:36pm - health - by retainer (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the airport for my two week trip to explore Europe. My ticket was denied and the workers turned me away. When I asked why, they told me to check the date. My ticket was for June 22nd, not July. FML

#3951293
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18249) - you deserved it (57462)

On 07/22/2009 at 12:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

#3229865
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68388) - you deserved it (40048)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today, I finally had sex with a girl I've been dating for over a month. Before we got started she told me not to worry about the birth control because she could handle that. So after we finished I asked her what kind of birth control she used. She said she meditated. FML

#3211870
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33429) - you deserved it (70090)

On 06/25/2009 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by UrbanCass (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML

#3192725
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83245) - you deserved it (14216)

On 06/25/2009 at 12:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML

#2637433
431 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78651) - you deserved it (4725)

On 06/05/2009 at 5:42pm - health - by Michael (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML

#2630668
467 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87344) - you deserved it (5632)

On 06/05/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by dumped (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

#2459150
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22991) - you deserved it (75861)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)



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