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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 August 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About _Oblivion_ : Im a pretty chill guy. I like almost anything but not everything. I strongly believe that most of the world is filled with idiots and assholes. I hate stupid people and I hate fuckwads that express their stupidity through dumbass comments. I take jokes and I also take certain topics "seriously" as in I will verbally abuse you to get my point across. My comments can be seen as legitmate or stupidly sarcastic. I am a former hockey player. Yeah, I shoot guns. I am a very good shooter. If u want to know me email me Well fuck, nothin else to say.

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