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_Noon_
  • Town/Country : Planet, Earth
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 September 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 4369
  • Number of comments : 447
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was in my room and I drew a Harry Potter lightning bolt on my forehead in eyeliner because it cheers me up. Then some friends came over, so we went out to get yogurt, and when I got back I realized the lightning bolt was still there. I'm in college. FML

#150971
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I agree, your life sucks (10773) - you deserved it (65786)

On 02/27/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by Fenny (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting in the living room with my parents when my dad asked my mom if she knew where he could find some double a batteries. She said to check my vibrator. He said he already did. FML

Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML

#99885
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60192) - you deserved it (6164)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - intimacy - by Nails (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I lost 200 dollars while playing poker with my new sunglasses. Turns out you can see the cards in the reflection. FML

#52319
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11042) - you deserved it (69807)

On 02/16/2009 at 10:25am - misc - by jwz (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML

#1016
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I agree, your life sucks (26532) - you deserved it (2382)

On 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by patty - Sent from mobile version



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