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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 September 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5768
  • Number of comments : 447
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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_Noon_'s favorite FMLs

Today, I was sitting in the living room with my parents when my dad asked my mom if she knew where he could find some double a batteries. She said to check my vibrator. He said he already did. FML

Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML

#99885
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66071) - you deserved it (6845)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - intimacy - by Nails (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I lost 200 dollars while playing poker with my new sunglasses. Turns out you can see the cards in the reflection. FML

#52319
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13294) - you deserved it (76362)

On 02/16/2009 at 10:25am - misc - by jwz (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML

#1016
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I agree, your life sucks (34206) - you deserved it (3148)

On 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by patty - Sent from mobile version



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