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  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 September 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I performed in mah school play . Right before mah big solo, I noticed a few girls changing backstage looool and I became aroused . The play was Jesus Christ Superstar, and I was playing Jesus . All I was wearing was a little cloth, so the whole audience saw Jesus get hard during the crucifixion . FML

#981592
245 comments

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On 04/14/2009 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by jizzlemonster13 (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I walkd in on mah boyfriend of 5 yeres getting intimate with mah best friend . When they saw me they immediately stoppd an said nothing . After about 5 second of silence mah boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago . FML

#923154
182 comments

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On 04/12/2009 at 6:47am - misc - by Aprilfools (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I asked mah looool girl friend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on mah penis. Then she looked up at me and said was that good. She was serious. fat FML

#909616
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On 04/11/2009 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was bord at mah job at Homa Dapot. I got a bar coda tattoo 3 waaks ago and thought it would ba funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammar. FML

#881347
300 comments

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On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on mah nut sack. looool So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of mah pubic hars had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. FML

#869023
196 comments

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On 04/08/2009 at 10:48am - work - by StevieMe (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I WAS AT IKEA WIT MA PARENTS!! I WALKD AWAY FROM TEM AND LATER I EARD TE SPEAKER OF TE STORE CALL MA NAME ASKING ME TO COME TO TE PLAYGROUND CUZ MA MOM AND DAD WERE WORRID!! I'M 18!! FML

#832859
108 comments

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On 04/06/2009 at 10:12am - misc - by BrilsmurfO_O (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I Finally Passd A Math Exam. I Go Home Super Excitd To Tell My Mom, Yelling "Mom! Guess What!?!?!" She Turns To Me All Happy And Goes "You Finally Got A Boyfriend!?!?!?" FML

#698857
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On 03/30/2009 at 6:14am - misc - by wasntme (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I was jogging through nieghborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stopd and flirtd for a while and mom drove past. She then rolld down the window and said ( Honey, u owe me for the dry cleaning on yur period pants. ) FML

#660831
118 comments

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On 03/28/2009 at 12:50pm - misc - by Lolrus - Qatar (Ad Dawhah)

Today, I was aving lunc wit my sister and my moter. Wile my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "look at tis face I can make!" and se grossly contorted er face so tat se ad a double cin. My moter looked over and said to er, "stop making fun of yur looool sister!" FML

#554363
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On 03/23/2009 at 3:22pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Taday I went into mah older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when mah boyfriend forgot one. So I went in there today and there was a note that said "Little Sister, stop using mah condoms. And yur boyfriend sounds lyk a girl when he climaxes." FML

#497309
140 comments

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On 03/20/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Stacy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was in an elevator with mah brother and a woman!! He signs to me that she has a 'damn fine ass'!! I chuckle and then shake mah head!! He shrugs!! A second later the woman signs to us, 'Rick, don't you remember me?' Turns out she helped teach mah brother sign language when he was six!! FML

#434812
74 comments

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On 03/18/2009 at 3:59am - misc - by elevator-troubles (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I was running late fir work so instead of walking the ten minutes to the office, I took a taxi . The driver took the opportunity to share the story of his frst sexual experience with a man . In great detail . FML

#279644
49 comments

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On 03/12/2009 at 5:06am - intimacy - by Noname - Philippines (Cebu City)

Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On mah drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when mah car broke down. Since I forgot mah cell phone I decided to try and hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. real FML

#238492
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28601) - you deserved it (55098)

On 03/07/2009 at 11:03pm - misc - by GrLifeusx (man) - United States (New York)

Today , mah teacher confiscated mah cell phone 4 text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would recieve was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML

#160435
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27782) - you deserved it (96091)

On 02/28/2009 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by textfail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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