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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 September 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5470
  • Number of comments : 447
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today , I woke up from a nap on ma new bd to see ma pone lit up wit new texts. My friend sent out "Wanna test out ma new bd?" as a mass text wile I was asleep to every boy in ma pone. Mark will be ere in an our , Jon wants to know wat I'm wearing , an ma ex's new grlfriend is not amusd. FML

#5378920
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On 09/20/2009 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anathema_360 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I Ad 3 Year Old Son In Te Doctor Office. During Te Exam , E Informed Te Doctor Tat E Doesn't Sleep In Mommy's Bed Anymore Cuz Mommy Sleep In Er Underwear And Farts All Nigt Long. FML

#5349169
39 comments

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On 09/19/2009 at 10:37am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today , I got my pariod. 10 minutas into a 3 our axam. Apparantly tay r sariousan tay say you may not laava ta room undar any circumstancas. FML

#5310287
199 comments

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On 09/17/2009 at 9:59am - health - by cramps (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first , I texted her "I'm already there , sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML

#5292418
337 comments

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On 09/16/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by sarahh38 (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I ran into my parent bedroom after I heard my name andhat sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door my parent were on top of each other laughing hysterically. They needed me to fine the key to the handcuffs. FML

#5109294
120 comments

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On 09/07/2009 at 5:20pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday my mum groundd me 4 going to my boyfriend's house instead of the library. She said my boyfriend's mum phond up cuz she could hear us having it off in his room. When I denid it my mum shoutd at me 4 bieng a liar as well as looool a slut. I did go to the library. FML

#5103491
154 comments

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On 09/07/2009 at 11:39am - love - by SingleGirl (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today , mah friend and I went to the beach and we were tanning when I suddenly saw 10 roses floating in the ocean. I went around to pick up all the roses and threw the petal at mah friends. Then I notice a big boat of people in black and white were looking at me with disgust. It was a funeral. FML

#5087791
130 comments

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On 09/06/2009 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

today girlfriend called me an told me to come to her college, so I did. I was greeted by the campus police who told me to stop harassing her cuz she no longer wants to be with me. Then they told me I was no longer welcome on campus an hereby banned. She used campus police to dump me. FML

#5029285
95 comments

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On 09/03/2009 at 9:45pm - love - by Wow (man) - United States

TODAY, I WENT TO MY SCHOOL TO TAKE MY YEREBOOK PICTURE. I WAS WEREING A SHRT THAT SAID ANALOG ON THE FRONT. WHEN I BENT IN TO TAKE THE PICTURE, PART OF MY SHRT OVERLAPPED ITSELF. NOW I'M KNOWN AS THE ANAL KID IN THE YEREBOOK. FML

#5002532
151 comments

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On 09/02/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by boytoy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I was having lunch with my boyfriend an talking about how stressed out I've been cuz of my job. While I'm speaking... he pulls out his phone an says his boss is texting him an it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML

#5000239
86 comments

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On 09/02/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by littlemissignored (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

2day I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell,hen I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML

#4606159
265 comments

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On 08/17/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by ZSL (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about loosing vrginity last night. When I went downstars, 6 year old sister was digging through purse. She explained that she had overheard conversation and wanted to help me fine vrginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

#4505034
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35172) - you deserved it (79028)

On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity I sent him a song I wrote fir him about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him claiming he had written it. They are back together. FML

#4470917
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55255) - you deserved it (20448)

On 08/12/2009 at 7:18am - love - by sadsongstress (woman) - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, I had to come back home early from holidays!! Why? I had asked grandmother to water plants, some of which r illegal!! Instead of doing it herself, she asked her nieghbor..!! who is a cop!! FML

#4330771
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20678) - you deserved it (113494)

On 08/06/2009 at 8:27am - misc - by Cowan - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)



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