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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 September 1989 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6933
  • Number of comments : 447
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Visits<b>thundercrow1999</b> - the 11/05/2016 at 2:41am<b>Fugiman147</b> - the 10/11/2016 at 10:24pm<b>thinkaboutit5</b> - the 09/22/2016 at 1:30pm<b>Addiepop</b> - the 09/14/2016 at 2:18am<b>Monday_funday</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 8:14am<b>Helldemon</b> - the 08/06/2016 at 12:37am<b>melons</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 9:16pm<b>Maxwellminpin</b> - the 07/28/2016 at 11:56pm<b>tikatica</b> - the 07/26/2016 at 11:06am<b>URBeingLied2</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 10:41pm<b>draftskink</b> - the 06/15/2016 at 1:08am<b>guineagirl96</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 9:51am<b>DerSuldam</b> - the 05/29/2016 at 5:32pm<b>dreamluna</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 10:29pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 6:25pm<b>hackint0sh1</b> - the 03/25/2016 at 9:31am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 4:26pm<b>eggnog5000</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 1:14pm

Fucked!<b>thundercrow1999</b> - the 11/05/2016 at 7:41am<b>Monday_funday</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 2:14pm<b>Helldemon</b> - the 08/06/2016 at 6:37am<b>pookleberry</b> - the 10/04/2015 at 3:51am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 3:08pm<b>pait_loves_shane</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 1:04am<b>Wingman527</b> - the 09/03/2014 at 4:23am

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_Noon_'s favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up from a nap on my new bed to see my phone lit up with new texts. My friend sent out "Wanna test out my new bed?" as a mass text while I was asleep to every boy in my phone. Mark will be here in an hour, Jon wants to know what I'm wearing, and my ex's new girlfriend is not amused. FML

by Anathema_360 / 09/20/2009 at 7:19pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had my 3 year old son in the doctors office. During the exam, he informed the doctor that he doesn't sleep in mommy's bed anymore because mommy sleeps in her underwear and farts all night long. FML

by Anonymous / 09/19/2009 at 10:37am / United States (Ohio) / Kids

Today, I got my period. 10 minutes into a 3 hour exam. Apparently they are serious when they say you may not leave the room under any circumstances. FML

by cramps / 09/17/2009 at 9:59am / Australia (Victoria) / Health

Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML

by sarahh38 / 09/16/2009 at 2:23pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love

Today, I ran into my parents bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door my parents were on top of each other laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML

by Anonymous / 09/07/2009 at 5:20pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, my mum grounded me for going to my boyfriend's house instead of the library. She said my boyfriend's mum phoned up because she could hear us having it off in his room. When I denied it my mum shouted at me for being a liar as well as a slut. I did go to the library. FML

by SingleGirl / 09/07/2009 at 11:39am / United Kingdom (York) / Love

Today, my friends and I went to the beach and we were tanning when I suddenly saw 10 roses floating in the ocean. I went around to pick up all the roses and threw the petals at my friends. Then I notice a big boat of people in black and white were looking at me with disgust. It was a funeral. FML

by Anonymous / 09/06/2009 at 7:09pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

by mandy / 09/04/2009 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me to come to her college, so I did. I was greeted by the campus police who told me to stop harassing her because she no longer wants to be with me. Then they told me I was no longer welcome on campus and hereby banned. She used campus police to dump me. FML

by Wow / 09/03/2009 at 9:45pm / United States / Love

Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML

by boytoy / 09/02/2009 at 5:23pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML

by littlemissignored / 09/02/2009 at 3:17pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML

by ZSL / 08/17/2009 at 5:41pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

by bubbalicious / 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity I sent him a song I wrote for him about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him claiming he had written it. They are back together. FML

by sadsongstress / 08/12/2009 at 7:18am / Belgium (Brabant) / Love

Today, I had to come back home early from my holidays. Why? I had asked my grandmother to water my plants, some of which are illegal. Instead of doing it herself, she asked her neighbor... who is a cop. FML

by Cowan / 08/06/2009 at 8:27am / Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen) / Miscellaneous