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_MidnightLuna_

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 June 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3535
  • Number of comments : 168
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About _MidnightLuna_ : Art student/piercing apprentice who enjoys a good FML here and there while bored at her minimum wage retail job.

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_MidnightLuna_'s favorite FMLs

Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML

#2075
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17754) - you deserved it (9686)

On 01/21/2009 at 3:06pm - love - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (295211) - you deserved it (28412)

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