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_MidnightLuna_
  • Town/Country : Calgary, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 June 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1539
  • Number of comments : 168
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About _MidnightLuna_ : Art student/piercing apprentice who enjoys a good FML here and there while bored at her minimum wage retail job.

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Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML

#7562154
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9858) - you deserved it (18489)

On 01/25/2010 at 1:33am - health - by nyu (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I finally finished vacuuming my downstairs. Instead of finding the wall outlet and unplugging the vacuum, I triumphantly tugged the cord from across the room to release the plug from the wall. It flew at me at top speed and hit me in the face. FML

#6723813
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5266) - you deserved it (33131)

On 12/12/2009 at 3:36pm - misc - by ouch (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was walking on the boardwalk with my mom when an old man came up and asked me to marry him. He promised he would buy me a Mercedes if I did. The man was homeless and delusional. My mom told me I should take the offer because it would be the best offer I could get. FML

#6421285
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26850) - you deserved it (2381)

On 11/23/2009 at 1:09pm - misc - by ellie (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML

#6404510
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40713) - you deserved it (3210)

On 11/22/2009 at 12:49pm - love - by Rejected. (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text saying: "I don't think we can see each other anymore, the nights were great, but I think I'm falling in love with Julie". I'm Julie. FML

#6293828
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38563) - you deserved it (2176)

On 11/13/2009 at 10:07pm - love - by JJ (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I missed my University entrance exam because of heavy traffic. I was stuck at one intersection for over an hour. The real kicker? It took me less than 10 minutes to drive home. FML

#5942414
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27845) - you deserved it (2598)

On 10/22/2009 at 9:11am - misc - by roadrage (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML

#5850843
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9529) - you deserved it (19319)

On 10/16/2009 at 12:30pm - misc - by Sbfreak510 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML

#5655008
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10905) - you deserved it (33591)

On 10/05/2009 at 12:16am - health - by Painful (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while on my first day off in 2 years, I decided to play online poker. I won over $3,000. While filling out my information to get the money the power went out. FML

#5450492
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42993) - you deserved it (3874)

On 09/24/2009 at 5:24pm - money - by shouldagone2work (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mum grounded me for going to my boyfriend's house instead of the library. She said my boyfriend's mum phoned up because she could hear us having it off in his room. When I denied it my mum shouted at me for being a liar as well as a slut. I did go to the library. FML

#5103491
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73213) - you deserved it (3472)

On 09/07/2009 at 11:39am - love - by SingleGirl (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted so loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

#4883657
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42519) - you deserved it (5788)

On 08/28/2009 at 2:30pm - health - by minnie (woman) - United States

Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML

#3926899
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37628) - you deserved it (12022)

On 07/21/2009 at 10:55am - misc - by Pimp-Daddy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at a party and I really had to use the bathroom. There were 30-40 people talking outside the door, so I thought it would be ok to make some noise. Just as I'm about to begin having explosive diarrhea, everyone falls silent as my dad begins to pray for our meal. FML

#3882567
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44186) - you deserved it (4702)

On 07/19/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by Churizmo - United States

Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML

#3713033
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41934) - you deserved it (3492)

On 07/13/2009 at 9:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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