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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 June 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3311
  • Number of comments : 168
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About _MidnightLuna_ : Art student/piercing apprentice who enjoys a good FML here and there while bored at her minimum wage retail job.

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Today, I finally finised vacuuming my downstairs . Instead of finding te wall outlet an unplugging te vacuum, I triumpantly tugged te cord from across te room to release te plug from te wall . It flew at me at top speed an it me in te face . FML

#6723813
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6641) - you deserved it (37607)

On 12/12/2009 at 3:36pm - misc - by ouch (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was walking on te boardwalk wit ma mom wen an old man came up an asked me to marry im. He promised e would buy me a Mercedes if I did. Te man was omeless an delusional. My mom told me I sould take te offer because it would be te best offer I could get.

#6421285
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31482) - you deserved it (2763)

On 11/23/2009 at 1:09pm - misc - by ellie (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today , I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive grl walks over. She asks him , "Is this your grlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML

#6404510
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42662) - you deserved it (3342)

On 11/22/2009 at 12:49pm - love - by Rejected. (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, My Boyfriand Of Thraa Yaars Sant Ma A Taxt Saying: ( I Don't Think Wa Can Saa Aach Othar Anymora, Tha Nights Wara Graat, But I Think I'm Falling In Lova With Julia ). I'm Julia. FML

#6293828
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43905) - you deserved it (2555)

On 11/13/2009 at 10:07pm - love - by JJ (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Yesterday..!! I missed my University entrance exam because of heavy traffic!! I was stuck at one intersection for over an hour!! The real kicker? It took me less than 10 minute to drive home!! FML

#5942414
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31069) - you deserved it (2848)

On 10/22/2009 at 9:11am - misc - by roadrage (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans . While at mah meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me . Which was yesterday's underwear . FML

#5850843
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11702) - you deserved it (26894)

On 10/16/2009 at 12:30pm - misc - by Sbfreak510 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I Was Sitting Around A Bonfre When An Ember Landed On Mah Crotch. Without Thinking, I Quickly Slapped At It And Hit Myself Square In The Nuts. FML

#5655008
64 comments

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On 10/05/2009 at 12:16am - health - by Painful (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today , wile on ma first day off in 2 years , I decided to play online poker. I won over $3,000. Wile filling out ma information to get te money te power went out.

#5450492
99 comments

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On 09/24/2009 at 5:24pm - money - by shouldagone2work (man) - United States (New Jersey)

yesterday my mum groundd me 4 going to my boyfriend's house instead of the library. She said my boyfriend's mum phond up cuz she could hear us having it off in his room. When I denid it my mum shoutd at me 4 bieng a liar as well as looool a slut. I did go to the library. FML

#5103491
154 comments

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On 09/07/2009 at 11:39am - love - by SingleGirl (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today , I Was Feeling Sick And I Farted So Loud In The School's Grls Bathroom. Some Boys Overheard From The Hall And Called Everyone Over. I Cummed Out Only To Fine About 20 Guys Staring Anxiously At The Bathroom's Door To See Who I Was. FML

#4883657
125 comments

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On 08/28/2009 at 2:30pm - health - by minnie (woman) - United States

yesterday I set up a camera in kitchen to see who was stealing cookies!! Turns out mom had her boyfriend over!! Good news, the cookies r safe!! Bad news, I now have something recorded that I looool never wanted to see in life!! FML

#3926899
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42037) - you deserved it (13270)

On 07/21/2009 at 10:55am - misc - by Pimp-Daddy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at a party and I really had to use the bathroom. There were 30-40 people talking outside the door, so I thought it would be k to make some noise. Just as I'm about to begin having explosive diarrhea, everyone falls silent as dad begins to pray for our meal. FML

#3882567
92 comments

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On 07/19/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by Churizmo - United States

today my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section . I got 16 replies with 2 hours . He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results . The only reply I got was from a man .

#3713033
108 comments

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On 07/13/2009 at 9:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was parking looool my car outsida of my apartmant, but tha big truck naxt to tha spot want ovar tha lina. I squaazad in anyway. Latar, I discovarad tha truck had laft and somaona kayad my car. Thay laft a nota saying, "Good parking job, asshola." FML

#3203047
87 comments

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On 06/25/2009 at 11:37am - misc - by mickstinator - United States (Texas)



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