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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 June 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3315
  • Number of comments : 168
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About _MidnightLuna_ : Art student/piercing apprentice who enjoys a good FML here and there while bored at her minimum wage retail job.

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_MidnightLuna_'s favorite FMLs

yesterday as a pizza delivery guy, I was forced to see yet another naked 200 pound teenage girl with a serious case of body acne. They're starting to give me nightmares. FML

#20081849
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27027) - you deserved it (3137)

On 09/21/2012 at 6:57am - work - by scarred for life - Canada (Ontario)

today I droppd a whole batch of penis-shapd cookies on the floor . Then I thought, ( 5-second rule ) and startd eating them . And then I realizd that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor . FML

#20081762
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22716) - you deserved it (12567)

On 09/21/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by RawrSparkle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I ad to pee so bad tat I ran downstars wit no glasses on and stumbld into te batroom, alf blind. I sat down on te toilet and realizd just a little late tat my older sister and er boyfriend were aving sex in te battub.

#20042115
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36518) - you deserved it (3467)

On 08/26/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the drive-in theater, planning to have some fun during the movie!! We were pretty excited that no cars were parked near us!! As soon as the movie started, a bus full of little kids pulled up next to us!! real FML

#20041946
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19677) - you deserved it (6988)

On 08/26/2012 at 12:15am - love - by bummerdood (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today , while on the bus , a small child asked me if I was having a baby , and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML

#20040876
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19911) - you deserved it (9594)

On 08/25/2012 at 11:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

2day my boyfriend and I were talking about being super eroes. He said I could be "Te Period" because I'm a bitc. FML

#20040696
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18782) - you deserved it (8175)

On 08/25/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday, I found out tat ma crus didn't remember calling me beautiful, telling me e likd me, or any of te oter romantic ting e said to me wile drunk last nigt. He did owever remember me promising to bake im cookies. FML

Today, I was at a job interview. The interviewer spoke to me fir a few minutes, then said she would be right back, and left. I was left alone in a room fir an hour and a half believing that it was a patience test. They closed the store fir the day, leaving me in the interview room. FML

#20040149
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29071) - you deserved it (2164)

On 08/24/2012 at 11:31pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, a baseball bat fell on ma eadile ma boyfriend and I were cuddling. Te same baseball bat tat e keeps next to te bed, because e genuinely fears a zombie outbreak. FML

#20039608
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18270) - you deserved it (3334)

On 08/24/2012 at 5:10pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Walsall)

Today, mah friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, andhile saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm drunk enough for that," and left. FML

#20039589
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21978) - you deserved it (3241)

On 08/24/2012 at 5:00pm - love - by OMFG I LOVE MLP - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Today, my mom called while I was at a job interview. I ignored the call, but the interviewer was so offended by the fact I'd rudely left it on at all, that he threw me out. I found out from my mom later that she'd called to wish me good luck. FML

#20039352
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11959) - you deserved it (22570)

On 08/24/2012 at 2:00pm - work - by unemployed (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, MY DOG WAS DIAGNOSD WIT DEPRESSION. I GOT IM TO ELP WIT MY DEPRESSION. I GUESS WE CAN JUST BE MISERABLE TOGETER. FML

#20039193
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27586) - you deserved it (2538)

On 08/24/2012 at 11:45am - animals - by alix - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Actually Held Onto Mah Love Handleshile We Were Having Sex. He Said They "made It Easier." FML

#20039086
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23177) - you deserved it (9252)

On 08/24/2012 at 9:53am - intimacy - by chunkymonkey (woman) - United States

Today I was taking a relaxing bat. My cat decided to sit on te ledge wic is normal looool 4 er but today se fell in. I never knew ow painful it was to be scratced down tere until today. FML

#20038908
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20685) - you deserved it (2432)

On 08/24/2012 at 5:33am - animals - by murphy22 - United States (Oklahoma)



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